I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
how many followers do I need to start a religion
jesus did it with only 12
as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude
Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself